owl porn

My boss turned me on to what could easily be my equivalent to internet porn:

24/7 OWL WATCHING!

Wanna see what an Indiana Barred Owl does all day? (Hint: Not much), click here!

My boss sent me the link this morning and I was instantly like,

(By the way, Liz Lemon is my spirit animal.)

I haven't streamed anything on my work computer since last year's Boston Marathon (and divine intervention led me to close the tab about 5 minutes before the bombs went off), so these owls are bound to make the day go by faster. Although, I could really do without the dead mouse in the background. Yeah.

If someone could just find me a live stream of puppies, we'd be in business. 

I've considered setting up a web cam so I can spy on  Joey during the day, but 1.) that would make me even more of an obsessive lunatic and 2.) it would just be a lot of beagle snoozing (and if we're being totally honest, a lot of beagle farting). I swear, sometimes when I go home for lunch, that dog is laying in the exact same position as I left him in that morning.

A co-worker and I had a lengthy conversation about everything we'd like to see stream on a 24-hour live web cam. She voted for baby elephants. I made a strong case for a cupcake shop. Then we both agreed on hot men doing household chores and cooking dinner.

Oh man, sh*t just got real.

Happy Hump Day!