2.) Remember that one time I accidentally bought and brought home a pair of colored skinny jeans? With the image of those poor, pathetic jeans doing their absolute best to contain the mass of my volleyball-players' thighs permanently burned into my mind, you'd think I would have learned my lesson.
I bought a pair of chocolate brown jeggings the other day (again from Walmart, where the questionable trends are cheap ... and cheaply made) thinking, "Surely the darker color will be more forgiving on my body than flaming red!".
I was wrong.
Call me a glutton for punishment if you wish, but I like to consider myself an eternal optimist.
Do you have anything to confess today?