Things I Love Thursday! (hoofed animal edition)Thursday, August 04, 2011
Last night I had a dream that Clayton killed a cow in the woods. Actually, I'm not sure if it was cow or a deer, but it was definitely some sort of hoofed animal. Uniformed police offers came to our door and said they were going to arrest Clay for his crime. Clay swore up and down that he was innocent and I told him I'd stand by him no matter what, but I secretly believed that he was lying and really did murder the cow/deer/hoofed thing.
So, if anyone has a Ph.D. or certificate in dream interpretation, I would LOVE to hear from you.
I emailed Clayton at work and told him about my dream. His response?
Clay: I have a strong dislike for hoofed animals, but I don't believe that I would ever harm one recreationally.
Me: So that means you dislike horses? If you don't like horses, by default that means you don't like unicorns either and what hateful, miserable human being doesn't like unicorns!?
Clay: No, that's not what I meant ...
Me: Too late. When you die, your gravestone is going to say "Hated Hoofed Things (Especially Unicorns)".
Clay: Your gravestone is going to say, "Overdid It On The Champagne".
Me: I have work to do. Leave me alone.