Ask me anything!
Thanks to my laser-focus on the upcoming mini marathon, I have very little to talk about this week. All conversations that I have or anything remotely exciting that happens has inevitably been brought full-circle back to my marathon.
At work: “Courtney, can you go run this errand for me?”
Me: “Speaking of running …”
Clay: “Do you want to go out to eat tonight?”
Me: “Sure! Do you want to run there?"
Clay: "Court, it's 4 miles on the other side of town."
Me: *stares at him blankly* "... And?"
My friends: “Hi, Courtney. I’m having a problem right now and I could really use someone to talk to. Do you think-“
Me: “So anyway, about my marathon …”
So in lieu of me being self-absorbed and rambling on and on about only myself and my race, I thought I’d let my readers decide what I should talk about for the remainder of the week. I considered not posting at all, but that would be like asking the wind not to blow … or a bird not to sing … or Justin Bieber to not do that weird hair toss thing.
Here’s the deal, if you want to ask me a question, just shoot me an email at email@example.com with said question. I’ll select a few questions and answer them in my next post. Ask me anything about my life, pop culture, politics, Clay's grooming habits, nuclear physics—anything! It’s up to you. I won’t leave any question without a well-thought-out, detailed answer.
And please don’t be jerks and not ask me anything at all because I’ll look stupid and unpopular .. It will be like 7th grade all over again.
And just to up the ante, I will give the reader with the best question a $5 gift card to their favorite fast-food restaurant. That’s a free lunch for doing virtually nothing.
Heck, I don’t even care if you think you’re clever and ask me something like, “Why do you suck so much?”. Chances are, I’ll still give you an honest answer.
So get to it! Please have all questions submitted to my inbox no later than 12:00 a.m. EST.
Email me! ----> firstname.lastname@example.org