And of course, like a true man, he refuses to get a tetanus shot, despite my constant urging (read: nagging). Do I even have to bring up the entire hematoma incident, CLAYTON CHARLES? He insists that it’s fine, but I don’t think he’d find it so fine when he has gangrene floating around his body and his finger falls off in the middle of typing an email.
In. The. Elbow.